Posts Tagged ‘headphones

12
Aug
13

Poker Issue #11 Distraction seekers

Headphones are an example of many things brought to the poker table to keep players entertained while playing.

And there are stacks of others too, such as books, tablets, computer games, cats…

OK, thankfully I haven’t come across any pets, but everything else is very common at a tournament.

And it’s something that I find very strange.

The question is: why do people play poker if they need to be distracted from it?

What other pastimes demand that you do something else while you are supposed to be enjoying them?

Sometimes the beats are too good!

Blame it on the boogie

People don’t bring tablets to the cinema in case they get bored with the movie, or read books while are on their motorcycles.

So why do people spend their time and money playing poker but then pay little attention to it?

People tell me: “Poker isn’t a game to me, it’s my job/living/life. I need a distraction from it”.

Please.

I can understand needing a distraction from your job.

That’s why I play poker.

What I don’t understand is why some think it is a good idea to have a distraction from their job while they are doing their job!

Read the signs!

Read the signs!

It seems to me that if their main motivation is to make money from playing poker, then they should be paying more, not less, attention to it.

Still, I suppose I should be grateful they are playing poker and not flying my aeroplane, performing heart surgery on me, or even cooking my dinner.

Or basically anything else that involves being of use to anyone, including themselves!

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02
Apr
13

Poker Issue #7 Headphones

People who won’t deal are typical of a selfishness often seen around a poker table.

It surely isn’t just me that can’t stand those players who decide they really are way-too-cool to have to bother with the actual game around them.

People wearing headphones are a good example of this.

A needless accessory

A needless accessory

They are annoying in very practical terms.

“Have you seen it is your big blind?”
“Have you noticed the antes?”
“Come on it’s your turn to f****** move!”

It’s like taking a deranged aunt on a scenic tour – an endless routine of stating the obvious to someone who is oblivious to the world around them.

It is the almost universal response you get from these players when you have reminded them – for the 54th time in 55 orbits, that it is their turn to act – that really gets my goat.

The eyebrows go up.

The hands go slowly to the side of the head.

The earphones go down as if an attachment to the ears.

Then comes the air of “what do you people want now?”

One of these idiots can slow down a game to brain bursting levels.

When you get four of these on the same table? Forget it.

Wake up!

Wake up!

A geriatric, arthritic sloth moves faster.

The game descends into some sort of demented charades.

Played by astronauts.

Who won’t take their helmets off.

And can therefore only communicate through a moronic gaping of the mouth.

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