Posts Tagged ‘Distractions

14
Aug
13

Poker Issue #12 Distraction reactions and bubble boys

The Secret Poker Player has been contacted by angry headphone-wearing poker players after criticising their distractions of choice.

It’s hard to imagine they found time to notice!

Here is TSPP’s retort.

Many poker players are playing their game in a bubble – and not the money bubble (that would be very painful!)

Bubble boy

Bubble boy

My criticisms of those wearing headphones, and looking for a distraction at the poker table in general appears to have touched a nerve among some.

It appears, for a variety of reasons, I’m just jealous.

Indeed I could very well be.

I wish I was good enough to wear headphones or be distracted by some other form of technology.

Me, I have to spend my time watching the play, paying attention to when and what people raise to, studying how other players respond to these raises.

Other people don’t have to do any of this.

Sometimes the beats are too good!

Please don’t stop the music!

They play as if they were sharing the table of a train: other people’s actions are an annoyance that need to be shut out.

It is a form of bubble play – not as in tournament cash bubble, but the conventional term of living in a bubble.

It is a bubble created by the tunes coming from the oversized egg cartons sitting at the side of your head.

A bubble that keeps out that boring part of poker where other people are involved.

What can you possibly learn from that?

You have to be really good to wear headphones.

Missed the fact that there has been a raise and re-raise and you’ve now flat called?

That’s fine; you can get those chips back.

Player is all-in and you’ve min-raised after it? Just call the rest and hit a 5.

Worried that your table image is one of a pretentious, self-obsessed child with the attention span of a drunken goldfish who has spent a lifetime eating Haribo and playing computer games?

Don’t, because even if the table hates you it doesn’t mean that their combined efforts can knock you out.

Oops...

Oops…

You’re protected by a bubble remember?

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12
Aug
13

Poker Issue #11 Distraction seekers

Headphones are an example of many things brought to the poker table to keep players entertained while playing.

And there are stacks of others too, such as books, tablets, computer games, cats…

OK, thankfully I haven’t come across any pets, but everything else is very common at a tournament.

And it’s something that I find very strange.

The question is: why do people play poker if they need to be distracted from it?

What other pastimes demand that you do something else while you are supposed to be enjoying them?

Sometimes the beats are too good!

Blame it on the boogie

People don’t bring tablets to the cinema in case they get bored with the movie, or read books while are on their motorcycles.

So why do people spend their time and money playing poker but then pay little attention to it?

People tell me: “Poker isn’t a game to me, it’s my job/living/life. I need a distraction from it”.

Please.

I can understand needing a distraction from your job.

That’s why I play poker.

What I don’t understand is why some think it is a good idea to have a distraction from their job while they are doing their job!

Read the signs!

Read the signs!

It seems to me that if their main motivation is to make money from playing poker, then they should be paying more, not less, attention to it.

Still, I suppose I should be grateful they are playing poker and not flying my aeroplane, performing heart surgery on me, or even cooking my dinner.

Or basically anything else that involves being of use to anyone, including themselves!

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